*~* J0Y *~* (viva_la_joy) wrote in 4ever_lol,
*~* J0Y *~*
viva_la_joy
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If myspace was real life

-You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.

-At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."

-Bands would go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.

-Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.

-You would look your very best at all times.

-Some people would be holding their right arm out straight in front of them at all times.

-There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.

-Bands with 3 song demos could book stadium tours.

-Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.

-Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone.

-People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable communicate with the out side world because some asshole put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying "Sorry but an unexpected error has occurred".

-Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.

-Most guys wouldn't own shirts and most girls would not own pants.

-Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.

-Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.

-All females would be bi and all males would drive import muscle cars.

-The phrases "Yo," "your hawt," or "hit me back some time" would attract the opposite sex.

-It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was "hawt" as a first greeting.

-Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.

-There would be a lot of underage strippers in the world

-It wouldn't be odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends.

-Hello Kitty would be a real person.

-Conversations would sound like this "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied.

-You would be close personal friends with Random inanimate objects- like toilet paper, and pickles

-During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later."

-When it was time for bed you would say you're "Undergoing Maintenance."

-You would have to paint your walls using Thomas MySpace Editor codes in your apartment.

-Stewie from Family Guy would be your best friend.

-People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog.

-You would have very good-looking people constantly saying, "I look so ugly here"...

-You would have teenagers suddenly exploding in numbers in your home as they continually brought in friends they don't know just to have 30,000 of them there...

-You would have tons of EXTREMELY popular people in your home ignoring you when you talk to them because you are just someone on their list

-Smiling advertisers would walk up to you on the street yelling at the top of their lungs "HELLLOOOO!!", "You make me blush!", "Bite Me!", or "WHAAAAT?" every time you looked at them
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